- Jason Pembroke: [Thinking the coast is clear, Jason rushes across the kitchen and starts to put a bicycle seat down the garbage disposal] ... Let's see Douglas deliver newspapers without *this*.
- [Douglas suddenly pops in and makes Jason a "POW"]
- Douglas Pembroke: ...Jason's gone too far this time. He just took a shower and used my lucky towel.
- Charles: What's lucky about it?
- Douglas Pembroke: It always gets me dry!
- Charles: [finding Douglas at work with a skateboard] ... Doug, do you need help tightening those wheels?
- Douglas Pembroke: I'm not tightening them; I'm loosening them.
- Charles: That's very dangerous!
- Douglas Pembroke: I hope so; this is Jason's skateboard. He used my baseball glove to clean his fish tank! He's gotta be taught a lesson.
- Charles: [confiscating the skateboard] That's not a crime punishable by death.