- Claudia: [Sharon and Scott are missing] They're in love, they probably wanna be alone.
- Reverend Depugh: [rather agitated] After the ceremony they can be alone, they can be up to their... ears alone, for all I care.
- Sharon: I feel so stupid.
- Tiffany Welles: Don't be silly. He was good looking, charming, sophisticated.
- John Bosley: All the attributes of the well-crafted conman.
- Kris Munroe: He fooled us too.
- Claudia: I was just wondering what Sharon's nosey maid of honor had talk to about with a bartender, a maid and a violinist.
- Burt Marshall: Well, whatever it is, I wouldn't worry about it.
- Claudia: That's the difference between us, Burt. I worry about everything.