- Josh: [having just set eyes on Kris] Now put that gun down, Sam. Hmpf! You don't shoot something that purdy, till you try to trap it first.
- Etta: You know honey, a girl can get a free ride out of Gifford country if she plays her cards right. But, first she gots to find somebody to deal the deck.
- Kris Munroe: Belinda, why don't you and I take a drive over to the Bartletts maybe together we can talk some sense...
- Bluford Catlin: [arriving on the scene] To a Bartlett? The answer is no.
- [turns to Kris]
- Bluford Catlin: I hired you to make whiskey, not conversation.
- Kris Munroe: But I was just trying to help.
- Bluford Catlin: Seems more like meddling!
- Charles Townsend: [on speakerphone] The last time the fued between the Catlins and the Bartletts exploded, it made headlines all across the country.
- Kris Munroe: Well, how come I never read about it?
- John Bosley: You weren't even born yet.
- John Bosley: [Being manhandled by two thugs] Wait a minute, wait a minute - what is this?
- Burt Walker: Somebody wants to talk to you and I suggest you cooperate - or you'll be pushin' up yellow roses, Tex.