- Paige Matthews: I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Paige, that is disgusting!
- Paige Matthews: Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?
- Phoebe Halliwell: No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.
- Paige Matthews: And that's different how?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
- Clarence: What you need is to get out of this hole. Get some sun, live a little.
- Chris Halliwell: Believe me, I'm trying.
- Piper Halliwell: Talk to us about what?
- Paige Matthews: Is it my turn?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah.
- Paige Matthews: Yeah. Chris is your son.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Wyatt's brother. Look, I know this is huge.
- Piper Halliwell: No, it's not huge because it's not possible. It's crazy 'cause I'm not pregnant.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Oh.
- Paige Matthews: Yeah.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yes. Yes.
- Piper Halliwell: No, I'm not. I mean, how could that happen? I mean, I know how that could happen, but it... Oh, what am I gonna do?
- Leo Wyatt: We've been through a lot more than this.
- Piper Halliwell: Have we?
- Leo Wyatt: Are you kidding? Ever since we met it's been one ordeal after the other.
- Piper Halliwell: Wow, you make it sound *so* romantic.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Somebody's got a bunch of Darklighters after us and one of them's got Piper and Leo trapped.
- Paige Matthews: In the ghostly plane.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Or the spirit realm.
- Gideon: Same thing.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Right. We made contact with them but then we lost them.
- Paige Matthews: And we lost Chris too, although we're not sure why because she can tell if Piper's dead.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Yeah, and I can't.
- Paige Matthews: So she must still be around somewhere, we just don't know where.
- Phoebe Halliwell: So we need to figure out how to use the Darklighter's portal to get them out.
- Paige Matthews: And if you follow all that, you really are a *very* powerful Elder.
- Piper: [shouts] Phoebe? Paige? Where's my car? What's going on? Where did everybody go?
- Leo Wyatt: That's a good question.
- Piper: Well, they've got to be here somewhere.
- Leo Wyatt: I think we should get out of here.
- Piper: Well-Uh, no! Not without Phoebe. She's hurt - didn't you see her fall?
- Leo Wyatt: Yeah... but at least she's alive.
- Piper: What is that supposed to mean?
- Leo Wyatt: I don't know; *but* I think we need to get off the street while we figure this out.