Cheers (TV Series)
No Rest for the Woody (1992)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Sam Malone : Ah, how do you do, Mr. Gaines, I'm Sa...
Mr. Walter Gaines : No, don't introduce yourself to me.
Sam Malone : Oh, that's right. We've met.
Mr. Walter Gaines : No. I just don't care who you are.
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[the bar is dark and seemingly empty as it's closed for the evening. The telephone rings, and the answering machine picks up]
Sam Malone : [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
[the answering machine beeps]
Vera Peterson : [voice on the telephone] Norm, this is Vera. Please pick up. Norm! Norm!
[Vera hangs up the telephone. The telephone rings again and the answering machine picks up]
Sam Malone : [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
[the answering machine beeps]
Vera Peterson : [voice on the telephone] Norm, I know you're there. Pick up the phone, Norm. It's three o'clock in the morning. I want you to come home. Norm? Norm!
[Vera hangs up the telephone. The telephone rings again and the answering machine picks up]
Sam Malone : [voice on the answering machine] Hi. This is Cheers. Leave a message at the beep.
[the answering machine beeps]
Vera Peterson : [voice on the telephone] Hi, Sam? This is Vera Peterson again. Listen, uh, ignore those messages. It turns out, Norm was here in bed next to me the whole time. And I thought that big lump was our dog. Who knew?
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Sam Malone : [about the enagement ring Woody bought for Kelly] How can you afford that on your salary?
Woody Boyd : Oh, don't worry, Sam. I'm getting a night job.
Sam Malone : You're going do another job when you leave here at two thirty in the morning?
Woody Boyd : Yup. Graveyard shift.
Sam Malone : Where?
Woody Boyd : Graveyard, Sam.
Woody Boyd : [sarcastically] Gee whiz, say goodnight Gracie.
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Kelly Gaines : [about Woody] Is he OK?
Sam Malone : Yeah, he's fine. It's just he's been working twenty-four hours a day for the past four days.
Kelly Gaines : Is that a lot? I'm not part of the workforce.