Cheers (TV Series)

The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover (1993)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• [the gang at the bar are plotting how to escape from a mad gunman holding them hostage] 

  Cliff Clavin : Ah, I got it. How about I sob uncontrollably and lose control of my bodily functions?

  Norm Peterson : Cliff, is that a plan?

  Cliff Clavin : No, actually it's more of a warning.

• Cliff Clavin : [about Dr. Pascal]  Boy, look at that poor moolyak, huh? I really pity him. It really makes you think though, doesn't it? Where's that fine line between sanity and insanity.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Look behind you, Clavin. You stepped over it about a year ago.