Cheers (TV Series)
The Ghost and Mrs. LeBec (1990)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
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Quotes
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[after the séance]
Carla LeBec : I'm gonna see if I can catch up with Darryl.
Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : I'm proud of you, Carla. You've made your peace with the Great Beyond.
Carla LeBec : Yeah, and now I'm gonna go grab a piece of the Great Behind.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Go with grace, sweet spirit.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Carla, this psychic business is just a crutch to avoid reality. I mean, it's very easy for people to get hooked on this hocus pocus, and well, before you know it, this woman is going to be holding your hand once a week, charging you $100 a hour and filling your mind with all sorts of confusing jargon.
Carla LeBec : And how is that different from you?
[Frasier is caught off guard by the question. Pauses to think it over]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, ah... I can prescribe drugs.
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[Madame Lazora, Carla's psychic, enters Cheers for the first time]
Carla LeBec : It's so good of you to come on short notice.
Madame Lazora : My pleasure. So, this is your work place. It's just as you described it. The faces of the dead linger here.
Cliff Clavin : Oh. Boy oh boy, you're in contact with the spirits already?
Madame Lazora : No. I was talking about lard butts like yourself.