- K.C. Kolowski: I have some news.
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: You'll let me buy on the layaway plan?
- K.C. Kolowski: They located the girls, they're alive O.K.?
- K.C. Kolowski: [Colleen starts to walk away then turns back as if to say something] What'd you have in mind?
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: We could wait for them.
- K.C. Kolowski: I did have a late date.
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: I got a case of unopened beer. It's all formaldehyde but totally free.
- K.C. Kolowski: Yeah but it is cold?
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: Man you drive a hard bargain!
- K.C. Kolowski: [finding Coleen sewing something] What on earth is that?
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: It's a crazy-quilt shirt for Dr. Richard. Actually, it's for his wife.
- K.C. Kolowski: I trust you're familiar with her taste?
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: No but she'll love it. It's made of her husbands second home. Look we've got Boonies shorts, Cherry's patch, Laurette's dress, scrub top.
- K.C. Kolowski: He should buy something in Da Nang, something she would want to wear in public.
- Nurse Colleen McMurphy: You're missing the point. Each patch will mean something to Dr. Richard and he can share it with Beth-Ann in Hawaii
- K.C. Kolowski: The man's going to fly halfway around the world to see his wife and talk about Boonie's shorts? For a smart girl you can be incredibly dumb.