Clueless (TV Series)

Do We with Bad Haircuts Not Feel? (1996)

Donald Faison: Murray

Quotes 

• Amber Mariens : I love Stella Tennant's bangs-in-the-eyes do.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I wish I could get my hair to stay in my eyes.

  Amber Mariens : I think, for the Tropical Fiesta, I'm gonna dye my hair that new red like Linda Evangelista has.

  Cher Horowitz : I'm considering the Nadja shade.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I'm just gonna do a simple Yasmin.

  Cher Horowitz : Oh, that will look so pretty on you.

  Amber Mariens : Good choice.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : I know.

  Murray : Okay, time out. Who is Linda, Yasmin and Nadja?

  [counting them off on his fingers] 

  Sean Holiday : Yeah, and how do you know all these people, and we never met them?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : D-uh! We don't know them, they're supermodels.

  Murray : [imitates Superman fanfare]  Supermodels! Hey, Sean, I wonder if you could kill a supermodel with Kryptonite?

  [they burst out laughing] 

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [not amused]  Hello! Def Jam over yet?

• Cher Horowitz : [in class]  Dee, all these supermodels totally recommend this Ka-feen guy.

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : [gasps]  The Ka-feen?

  Amber Mariens : What?

  Dionne "Dee" Davenport : Ka-feen's gonna take you as a client?

  Cher Horowitz : Apparently he can squeeze me in very early before school.

  Amber Mariens : [envious]  Wait a minute! You got a Ka-feen appointment?

  Murray : [overhearing, and mimicking]  She got a Ka-feen appointment?

  Sean Holiday : Yes, Ka-feen!

  Murray : Uhm, I'm so proud I got me a Ka-feen appointment.

  Sean Holiday : [yanking off Murray's floppy hat]  But don't cover it up. Ooh,

  [Murray is shaven bald] 

  Sean Holiday : it's so crisp, it's so clean...

  Murray : Oh, baby, it's Ka-feen!