Cher Horowitz: [opening lines]
[as Sean cavorts about, they're coming down the stairs from cinema]
Cher Horowitz: Kip Kilmore. I am so smitten. I'm the past tense of smitten. I'm smut.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport: He is so come-to-me gorgeous.
Amber Mariens: I am so totally he's type.
Cher Horowitz: [sighs] He is so handsome. And according to the articles, he is such a sweet and good-hearted guy.
Murray: You guys are all buggin', right? This Kip Kilmore character is nothing but some lights and makeup, all right? I heard, in real life, he's five-two, and this
[pointing out hairstyle of cardboard display figure]
Murray: right here, it's a rug.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport: How can you say that about Cher's future potential husband?
Murray: Cos it's true.
Dionne "Dee" Davenport: Jealous.
Murray: I'm not jealous.
Cher Horowitz: Mm-hmm. Kip wouldn't be fake. He's much too fine a person. Anyway, I happen to know for a fact that he's tall, has sky-blue eyes, and does all his own stunts.
Sean Holiday: Oh yeah, and how do you know this?
Cher Horowitz: Because Daddy represents him.
Amber Mariens: [grabbing her arm] Oh my God, you've met Kip Kilmore? Tell me, tell me everything! Was he wearing a jacket?
Cher Horowitz: I know what movie he's doing next.
Amber Mariens: You have to tell us.
Sean Holiday: Come on, spill it!
Cher Horowitz: He's gonna star in the movie version of the Tarantula.
Sean Holiday: The comic book? Oh God! If anyone can be the Tarantula, it would be Kip Kilmore! Unless, of course, they cast me!
[goes through exaggerated action routine]