- Davis: Do you think my new cell phone is small?
- Karen Pelly: I don't know.
- Davis: Brent's got a smaller one. I mean I wasn't looking at it on purpose, he had it out and I just glanced at it.
- Karen Pelly: Right.
- Davis: But mine is small right? I mean how small would you say is normal? You get an inaccurate idea because you see smaller ones in movies and magazines and stuff. But for a normal person's cell phone mine is small, smaller than average.
- Karen Pelly: I don't think anyone really cares as long as it works.
- [Emma catches Oscar searching through her purse]
- Emma Leroy: You're trying to get coins for that claw machine down at the hotel bar.
- Oscar Leroy: I'm hot! There's a fuzzy lobster over there that's got my name on it!
- Emma Leroy: You're hooked, Oscar.
- Oscar Leroy: You're nuts!
- Emma Leroy: Oh, you're hooked.
- Oscar Leroy: I know what you're doing. You're saying I'm hooked so I'll quit just to show you I'm not hooked. Well, it won't work. I'm not hooked and I won't quit! Now fork over the coin so I can get my lobster!
- Brent Leroy: [about the "I love Dog River" button] She's right. Whoever did it can't draw.
- Paul Kinistino: I drew it.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Brent and Davis] Aw, look at you two with your little tiny phones! They're like Barbie phone!