Corner Gas (TV Series)

Cousin Carl (2004)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• Oscar Leroy : What are you getting plant food for?

  Emma Leroy : Because my tomatoes are pathetic and wrinkly, and when things are pathetic and wrinkly, they need food. Eat your sandwich.

• Mrs. Jensen : [about Oscar]  With him, the customer was always number one. Oscar always treated people with great respect.

  Oscar Leroy : [enters]  Hey jackass, stop talking to this old wing-nut and pump my gas!

  Brent LeRoy : Well, he's a people person.

• Brent LeRoy : [about Oscar's home-brewed beer]  Geez, Dad, did you mix this in a skidoo boot or a crow's nest?

  Oscar Leroy : It's like a Belgian beer.

  Cousin Carl : Not the Belgium I've been to.

  Brent LeRoy : I suppose you've been to the good Belgium?

• Wes : Hey Oscar, what can I do you for? Liquor or insurance?

  Oscar Leroy : Neither, I'm droppin' off.

  Wes : What's this?

  Oscar Leroy : A birthday cake, what's it look like? It's a case of empties. A buck twenty.

  Wes : Stubby Heidelbergs?

  Oscar Leroy : Stubby who?

  Wes : I can't take these back, Oscar, they don't even use them anymore.

  Oscar Leroy : I bought them here, I'll return them here.

  Wes : They don't use these any more, they're no good to me.

  Oscar Leroy : Well maybe my business is no good to you, you ever think of that?

  Wes : Maybe you could sell them on ebay?

  Oscar Leroy : They're not going to take them at the Bay!