Corner Gas (TV Series)
Rock On! (2005)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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[Oscar thinks a famous country singer stole a song idea from him]
Oscar Leroy : Listen, I pay your taxes! I want you to go to that concert and arrest Dewey Macleod!
Constable Karen Pelly : Sorry, Oscar. You waited too long to report any malfeasance.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Yeah. Plus it never happened.
Constable Karen Pelly : Plus copyright infringement is a civil matter.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Plus Saskatoon's out of our jurisdiction.
Oscar Leroy : Stupid pluses!
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[Thunderface plays at the hotel bar]
Oscar Leroy : Not my cup of tea.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Not a fan of rock and roll, eh?
Oscar Leroy : It's just too derivative of the heavy glam rock of the '80s.
Emma Leroy : Totally!
Oscar Leroy : Play some B.T.O. or something!
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Oscar Leroy : [talking about the song that he wrote that apparently a country singer has stolen off him] Mona the Monkey? Errol the Squirrel?
Lacey Burrows : Casper the Ghost, Dennis the Menace.
Constable Karen Pelly : Tony the Tiger.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Winnie the Pooh.
Lacey Burrows : Soup of the day.
Oscar Leroy : You're all smart! Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off. You ever think about that?
Lacey Burrows : Maybe just half a cup for you today.