Corner Gas (TV Series)
Rock On! (2005)
Tara Spencer-Nairn: Karen Pelly
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : Hey, I got saddled with writing a blurb for the town plaque. Do you guys know how Dog River got its name?
Constable Karen Pelly : It's Dog River because from way up in the sky the river is shaped like a dog's leg, so the pioneers called it Dog River.
Lacey Burrows : The pioneers had an aerial view?
Constable Karen Pelly : Oh, yeah. They built aerial silos with... okay, I made it up.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Well, it's simple, Lacey. The first Europeans to settle the area called it Dagsarivija after their village in the old country. Some northern European language.
Lacey Burrows : Danish?
Sergeant Davis Quinton : No, thanks. I had breakfast at home.
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[Oscar thinks a famous country singer stole a song idea from him]
Oscar Leroy : Listen, I pay your taxes! I want you to go to that concert and arrest Dewey Macleod!
Constable Karen Pelly : Sorry, Oscar. You waited too long to report any malfeasance.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Yeah. Plus it never happened.
Constable Karen Pelly : Plus copyright infringement is a civil matter.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Plus Saskatoon's out of our jurisdiction.
Oscar Leroy : Stupid pluses!
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Oscar Leroy : [talking about the song that he wrote that apparently a country singer has stolen off him] Mona the Monkey? Errol the Squirrel?
Lacey Burrows : Casper the Ghost, Dennis the Menace.
Constable Karen Pelly : Tony the Tiger.
Sergeant Davis Quinton : Winnie the Pooh.
Lacey Burrows : Soup of the day.
Oscar Leroy : You're all smart! Maybe Tony the Pooh doesn't know when he's being ripped off. You ever think about that?
Lacey Burrows : Maybe just half a cup for you today.