- Jason Gideon: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
- Penelope Garcia: Of course not. We'll both go to prison and you'll be someones bitch.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Really?
- Derek Morgan: Suspect's cell is going straight to voicemail.
- Dr. Rachel Howard: Karl's a good man.
- Derek Morgan: That's what everybody says until they find a body in the basement.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: He's so gorgeous.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: If you find baldness and wrinkles attractive.
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: [Looking at baby Jack] It's so gorgeous
- Haley Hotchner: Thank you
- Dr. Spencer Reid: If you find baldness and wrinkles attractive
- Penelope Garcia: Look at his little, witty, bitty nose!
- [to Derek who walks in]
- Penelope Garcia: Don't you want one of these?
- Derek Morgan: Hm, I'll stick to practicing
- Jason Gideon: Karl Arnold, he has a boy and a girl, just like the Millers and the Crawfords.
- Aaron Hotchner: Target family will be the same.
- Dr. Rachel Howard: How could I not have seen it?
- Derek Morgan: Well, because he's that good. If he wasn't, we would have caught him sooner.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: How about pharmaceuticals? Nobody gets therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication
- Penelope Garcia: What are you implying, Reid?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: That everyone is medicated
- Penelope Garcia: Did you just make a joke?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No! I meant statistics. They... they show it...
- Penelope Garcia: Next time just say "Yes" okay?
- Jason Gideon: He tells the mother, "Don't scream or I'll kill your children." He tells the children, "If you cry, I'll kill Mommy."
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: [On the just arrested unsub] Did he say anything?
- Jason Gideon: No. Can we tie him forensically to the other crimes?
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Negative on foreign DNA. He must have washed Crawford's clothes
- Jason Gideon: Then we'll need a confession
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Can you get one?
- Jason Gideon: Did you do what I asked?
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Yeah
- Jason Gideon: Then maybe