- [watching "Yesterday Night Live"]
- Jay Sherman: Oh, they do the same sketches every week! They're nothing more than a string of catch-phrases - Yeah, that's the ticket!
- Olivia Hawke: I love you. Tell me you love me too.
- Jay Sherman: Well, I...
- Alice Tompkins: Jay, you bewitchin', little booger! I got something to say. I love you, and I need to know, do you love me?
- Jay Sherman: Well, I...
- Queen Latifah: Baby, I love you the most, and now, you gotta be straight. Do you love me?
- Jay Sherman: Uh, Queen Latifah?
- Queen Latifah: Oops! Wrong office!
- [Exits]
- Queen Latifah: [In Jay's head] Baby, this is the Queen. I dub thee my Earl of Ecstasy.
- Jay Sherman: Uh, Queen Latifah?
- Queen Latifah: Wait a minute! This isn't Denzel Washington's head!
- [Exits]
- Phil Hartman: So, Pat. Are you a man or a woman?
- Jeremy: She's a girl, mate. I saw her back stage, look:
- [Jeremy takes of Pat's wig revealing long brown hair]
- Pat: WHAAA! You've ruined my career!