Daria (TV Series)

Cafe Disaffecto (1997)

Marc Thompson: Mr. Anthony DeMartino, Mr. Timothy O'Neill, Charles 'Upchuck' Ruttheimer III, Kevin Thompson, Jamie White

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Quotes 

• Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality!

  Daria : You mean... the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?

• Kevin : Daria, you're a chick, right?

  Daria : Why? You have a biology test today?

  Kevin : Like, why should I be interested in anything this Shakespeare guy says?

  Daria : You? Well... Hamlet's got a skull in it.

• Mr. Timothy O'Neill : Jodie, about that word, "community." Isn't that the whole idea of a cybercafé? To jack us into the global community? I think what's most disturbing about this crime is the symbolism involved. Don't you agree, Jane?

  Jane : No.

• Brittany Taylor : [Brittany and Kevin are reenacting Romeo and Juliet, with Brittany on a folding ladder]  Oh Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

  Kevin Thompson : [Holding skull]  I'm right here, babe!

  [Football players can be heard cheering Kevin on] 

  Brittany Taylor : Deny thy father and refuse thy name! Or thou will't not be but sworn, my love, and I'll no longer be a caplet

  [sic] 

  Brittany Taylor : !

  Kevin Thompson : Hey! Yo! I'm down here! Check it out!

  Brittany Taylor : Check it out? You promised to learn your lines, you, you clown! And what's that skull supposed to be?

  [Brittany storms off and sighs in frustration]