Dark Angel (TV Series)

Flushed (2000)

Richard Gunn: Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore

Quotes 

• Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : [Max arrives late for work]  Where have you been?

  Max Guevera : None of your business!

  Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : Yo, it ain't like I care, but, word, we've all been covering for you. Normal's on the warpath.

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [approaching]  Well, well, well. So far your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you are strolling in here at the crack of noon: You had a dental emergency; your aunt died *again*; and my personal favorite, from this idiot, you were detained by the Sector Police for practicing *witchcraft*! Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?

  Max Guevera : I overslept.

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [little pause]  I thought you didn't sleep.

  Max Guevera : I usually don't. My body probably needed to catch up.

  [makes little shrugging motion, then turns her back on the dork, and walks away] 

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : [to her departing figure]  Yes, well, catch up on your own time, girly!

  [to Calvin:] 

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : Get out of here! Go!

• Herbal Thought : [re tattered-looking package carried by Calvin]  That is something dead.

  Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin : [Calvin lets her take a sniff]  Mm. Smells like Sketchy's locker.

  Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : I'm thinking feet.

  Herbal Thought : Dead feet.

  [nods] 

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : Is there a problem here?

  Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore : What does this smell like to you?

  Reagan 'Normal' Ronald : That smells like a package that should have been delivered by now... moron!