- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: [Max arrives late for work] Where have you been?
- Max Guevera: None of your business!
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: Yo, it ain't like I care, but, word, we've all been covering for you. Normal's on the warpath.
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: [approaching] Well, well, well. So far your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you are strolling in here at the crack of noon: You had a dental emergency; your aunt died *again*; and my personal favorite, from this idiot, you were detained by the Sector Police for practicing *witchcraft*! Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
- Max Guevera: I overslept.
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: [little pause] I thought you didn't sleep.
- Max Guevera: I usually don't. My body probably needed to catch up.
- [makes little shrugging motion, then turns her back on the dork, and walks away]
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: [to her departing figure] Yes, well, catch up on your own time, girly!
- [to Calvin:]
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: Get out of here! Go!
- Herbal Thought: [re tattered-looking package carried by Calvin] That is something dead.
- Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: [Calvin lets her take a sniff] Mm. Smells like Sketchy's locker.
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: I'm thinking feet.
- Herbal Thought: Dead feet.
- [nods]
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: Is there a problem here?
- Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore: What does this smell like to you?
- Reagan 'Normal' Ronald: That smells like a package that should have been delivered by now... moron!
- Cynthia 'Original Cindy' McEachin: Bottom line, that SOB got exactly what he deserved. He went *splat!*
- Max Guevera: [to Kendra and Cindy] What if I told you I'm a genetically ramped-up female?
- Kendra Maibaum: Like we're not?
- [last lines]
- Logan Cale: You know, you were much nicer when you weren't feeling well.
- Max Guevera: The bitch is back.