Dark Angel (TV Series)

Red (2001)

Jessica Alba: Max Guevera, X5-452

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Quotes 

• Max Guevera : Hey, Bruno...

  [smiling playfully, dangles handcuffs] 

  Bruno Anselmo : Oh. Oh, yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster.Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we? It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. It's like deja freakin' vu, isn't it?

  [gets grabbed] 

  Bruno Anselmo : Oh, that's not a turn-on! No, no.

  [gets handcuffed] 

  Bruno Anselmo : Ow!

• Bruno Anselmo : I gotta thank you for saving my life back there.

  Max Guevera : [makes face]  Don't rub it in.

• Max Guevera : I needs to relax.

  [slips under the water in the bathtub] 

• Max Guevera : [on the motorcycle, Bruno is hanging on to her by his arm held around her waist]  Great! Now I need another bath!

• Max Guevera : I mean, we stole the power first. It belongs to us!

  Kendra Maibaum : Totally.

• Max Guevera : You got another date with Mr. Multiple?

  Kendra Maibaum : I think "date" might not be the exact term. You think "date", you think getting dressed up, going somewhere, some wine, a movie... And then...

  Max Guevera : Yeah, and then?

  Kendra Maibaum : Everything starts off half-naked, because all we do is get busy. All night. Without pause.

  Max Guevera : You can't bang the gong for twelve hours!

  Kendra Maibaum : He can, Max. He so can.

  Max Guevera : [shrugs]  That's not been my experience. I mean, men always have to stop and talk. They need to hear what a good job they're doing, or whatever. And then they do this weird cuddle thing.

  Kendra Maibaum : Not all men.

  Max Guevera : I gotta meet this guy.

  Kendra Maibaum : Oh, you've met him.

  Max Guevera : Really? Who?

• Max Guevera : Bruno! I thought you were dead!

  Bruno Anselmo : I thought *you* were dead!

• Bruno Anselmo : You pack a big wallop for such a little thing.

  Max Guevera : Shut up! Watch television.

  Bruno Anselmo : What's the point? You won't let me order any movies.

  Max Guevera : 'House Monkeys: The Next Generation' is not a movie. It's excrement!

• Logan Cale : [re Bruno]  Just get him to the courthouse in one piece.

  Max Guevera : Does he need to have all his teeth?