- Max Guevera: Hey, Bruno...
- [smiling playfully, dangles handcuffs]
- Bruno Anselmo: Oh. Oh, yes. I should have figured you for a little kinkster.Yeah, I'm game. Two people alone in a room for people just passing through, aren't we? It's me. It's you, looking hotter than you've ever looked. It's like deja freakin' vu, isn't it?
- [gets grabbed]
- Bruno Anselmo: Oh, that's not a turn-on! No, no.
- [gets handcuffed]
- Bruno Anselmo: Ow!
- Bruno Anselmo: I gotta thank you for saving my life back there.
- Max Guevera: [makes face] Don't rub it in.
- Max Guevera: [on the motorcycle, Bruno is hanging on to her by his arm held around her waist] Great! Now I need another bath!
- Max Guevera: You got another date with Mr. Multiple?
- Kendra Maibaum: I think "date" might not be the exact term. You think "date", you think getting dressed up, going somewhere, some wine, a movie... And then...
- Max Guevera: Yeah, and then?
- Kendra Maibaum: Everything starts off half-naked, because all we do is get busy. All night. Without pause.
- Max Guevera: You can't bang the gong for twelve hours!
- Kendra Maibaum: He can, Max. He so can.
- Max Guevera: [shrugs] That's not been my experience. I mean, men always have to stop and talk. They need to hear what a good job they're doing, or whatever. And then they do this weird cuddle thing.
- Kendra Maibaum: Not all men.
- Max Guevera: I gotta meet this guy.
- Kendra Maibaum: Oh, you've met him.
- Max Guevera: Really? Who?
- Bruno Anselmo: You pack a big wallop for such a little thing.
- Max Guevera: Shut up! Watch television.
- Bruno Anselmo: What's the point? You won't let me order any movies.
- Max Guevera: 'House Monkeys: The Next Generation' is not a movie. It's excrement!
- Logan Cale: [re Bruno] Just get him to the courthouse in one piece.
- Max Guevera: Does he need to have all his teeth?