- Joey: I expected you to say good-bye.
- Pacey: Right. The good-bye scene. Played that one over a thousand times in my head. I come to you, heart in hand, and announce my plans. You stare at me, pained, but then, of course, the Potter sarcasm kicks in. And I leave, never getting what I came for.
- Joey: What is that, Pacey?
- Pacey: You never ask me to stay. Ever.
- Jack: Then why me? Why do I have to have every moment in my life that should be easy and fun, be judged and scrutinized? I didn't ask for this role, y'know? I didn't ask or want to be this different. I didn't ask to be gay!
- Joseph McPhee: No more than I asked for a gay son. But boy, am I glad I got one.
- Jen: Oww! A piece of crab shell. That's what I need right now, a chipped tooth. It'll keep men away from me for good.
- Andie: If that doesn't work, you can always join me in the nunnery this summer.
- Jack: At least you got to have relationships before they failed.
- Evelyn "Grams" Ryan: Good grief, you all sound like a bunch of old ladies!
- Doug Witter: Miss Potter, I clocked you going...
- Joey: ...You have a radar gun?
- Doug Witter: Visual assessment. You were going a good five to seven miles per hour below the posted speed limit on this particular Capeside thoroughfare.