Day by Day (TV Series)
Father Knows Best (1989)
Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Eileen Swift
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Quotes
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Eileen Swift : What are you so excited about?
Brian Harper : We have a new student coming to the school today.
Eileen Swift : And you didn't consult me first? I live next door! I mean, what do we know about this child? What's his credit rating?
Brian Harper : I don't think you have to worry about little Scotty Gilbert.
Eileen Swift : Yeah, well I'd feel a lot better if his name were little Scotty Trump.
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Blake : Eileen, will you play pirates with me?
Eileen Swift : Mmm-hmmm.
Blake : When?
Eileen Swift : Oh gee, well it's 8:30 now. I'll play pirates with you, let's say... when pigs fly.
Blake : Yaaay!
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Eileen Swift : Ross, you're not doing anything this Friday night, are you? Like I have to ask.
Ross Harper : I happen to be extremely busy, we've got a game plan. Stiv and I are in for some intense girl-watching. First, we hit the mall. We watch, we evaluate, we record our findings. It's a five hour process, I'm totally booked.
Eileen Swift : Them is small taters, I'm talking big time.
Ross Harper : Forget it.
Eileen Swift : No, no, no, no. A romantic French bistro, a five-course candlelit dinner, a charming companion, and it's yours tomorrow night, all expenses paid!
Ross Harper : Why Eileen, I didn't know you cared!
Eileen Swift : Dream on, Pee Wee.
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Eileen Swift : Ross, the daughter of my richest client is coming into town tomorrow night and I promised her father that I'd show her a good time.
Ross Harper : Oh, no way, Eileen! I don't wanna go out with any girl whose idea of a good time is me!
Eileen Swift : She's lovely!
Ross Harper : Oh no, not "lovely!" I've seen "lovely" before. "Lovely" means hooves!
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Ross Harper : Eileen, there are some things more important than money. Like pride and self-respect.
[to Kristin]
Eileen Swift : He is SO confused.
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Kate Harper : Oh hi, Eileen. Why the long face?
Eileen Swift : It's not long! It's heart-shaped.