- Johnny Smith: If you let me go, I'll tell you how you're gonna break your leg.
- Bruce Lewis: Break my leg?
- Johnny Smith: Big white cast...clump...clump...clumping around for six weeks. I can save you all that pain.
- Bruce Lewis: Liar. You didn't see any broken leg.
- Johnny Smith: Suit yourself.
- Johnny Smith: You know how your skin all red and itchy under the cast and you can't scratch it?
- Bruce Lewis: That's not funny.
- Johnny Smith: [to gas station manager,] I'm being abducted. The African American man outside attacked me and forced me into his car.