Designing Women (TV Series)
101 Ways to Decorate a Gas Station (1987)
Dixie Carter: Julia Sugarbaker
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Julia Sugarbaker : [Eldon and Julia are looking at a book of wall paper samples and discussing how important it is to make the selection as the finish deadline approaches] Now, this is the wall paper we would like you to use. I know you said that the other wall paper made you dizzy...
Eldon Ashcroft IV : [Interrupts Julia] I don't like it.
Julia Sugarbaker : I beg your pardon?
Eldon Ashcroft IV : It doesn't have any red, white or blue, and I told you I wanted something that goes with the American flag.
Julia Sugarbaker : Yes, well, we've been all over that, but we simply cannot decorate around the American flag.
Eldon Ashcroft IV : Why not?
Julia Sugarbaker : Because no one puts a flagpole in the middle of the room.
Eldon Ashcroft IV : Why not?
Julia Sugarbaker : Because... it would look... ODD!
Eldon Ashcroft IV : Well, I thought... that the customer... was *always* right.
Julia Sugarbaker : Well, you... were *mistaken*
[drops the book on the ground]
Julia Sugarbaker : That was two weeks, 3 wall papers, 2 floor coverings, 11 sofas, 4 end tables and 16 LAMPS AGO! WE ARE NO LONGER *INTERESTED* IN WHAT THE CUSTOMER THINKS, OR WANTS, AND FURTHERMORE, THERE IS *NOT* GOING TO BE A VIBRATING BED WITH A PAY BOX OR A REVOLVING SCREEN LAMP WITH A CAMP SCENE! NOT AS LONG AS THE NAME *SUGARBAKER* RESTS ON THIS PROJECT! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?