Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Pilot (2004)

Ricardo Chavira: Carlos Solis

Quotes 

• Carlos Solis : At the Donahue party everyone was talking mutual funds, and you found a way to mention you slept with half of the Yankee outfield.

  Gabrielle Solis : I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.

• Gabrielle Solis : I really hate the way you talk to me.

  Carlos Solis : And I really hate that I spent fifteen thousand dollars on your diamond necklace, that you couldn't live without. But I'm learning to deal with it.

• Gabrielle Solis : It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.

  Carlos Solis : Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.

  Gabrielle Solis : I made over two hundred thousand doing business with him last year. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.