Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

You Could Drive a Person Crazy (2005)

Ricardo Chavira: Carlos Solis

Quotes 

• [Carlos is upset because a fellow inmate is threatening to beat him up if he doesn't give him $7,000, and Gabby doesn't want him to pay] 

  Gabrielle : You're a strong guy. You went to college on an athletic scholarship, for God's sake!

  Carlos : Yeah, it was for golf!

  Gabrielle : Oh...

• Gabrielle : Why are all rich men such jerks?

  Carlos : The same reason why all beautiful women are bitches.