The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk (1964)

Mary Tyler Moore: Laura Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : [after Ritchie leaves]  He spells better than you do.

  Laura Petrie : And why not? He's my S-U-N.

• Rob Petrie : [reading a note]  "In one minute your telephone will ring."

  Laura Petrie : Well, what a crazy note. I wonder who it is.

  [telephone rings] 

  Rob Petrie : Let's ask.

• Laura Petrie : You know, there ought to be a statute of limitations on how many times you have to repay a favor.

• Laura Petrie : [Neil borrowed Laura's car]  Can we be sure he'll come back?

  Rob Petrie : Honey, there's one thing sure about Neil Schenk. He always comes back.