The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)
Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk (1964)
Jack Carter: Neil Schenk
Quotes
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Rob Petrie : Listen, how's your wife?
Neil Schenk : Oh, ex-wife. I blew another one.
Rob Petrie : Gee, I'm sorry.
Neil Schenk : Oh, don't be. You know, I do such a volume business, the judge gives me group alimony.
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[Neil moves his dinner party to a better table]
Rob Petrie : The sign says reserved.
Neil Schenk : I know.
[pointing over the door]
Neil Schenk : That one says "exit" but are we leaving?
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Rob Petrie : Well, I'll never forget it, Neil.
Neil Schenk : Oh, would I let you?
Rob Petrie : [laughs nervously] I doubt it.