Dilbert (TV Series)
The Assistant (2000)
Kathy Griffin: Alice
Quotes
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Alice : I want you to make Asok my assistant.
Catbert : If I made Asok your assistant, it would destroy his tiny ego.
Alice : So you'll do it?
Catbert : I need more than that. Help me help you.
Alice : All right, let's see... it would breed resentment through the entire employee population?
Catbert : Uh-huh... nice... you make a strong case...
Alice : Are you thinking?
Catbert : No, I'm toying with you. Alright, I'll do it... on one condition.
Alice : Name it.
Catbert : I have to be there to hear him scream when you tell him.
Alice : Deal!