Dinosaurs (TV Series)
Monster Under the Bed (1994)
Michael McKean: Police Chief Parish
Quotes
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Police Chief Parish : Monster under the bed. We get them all the time, ma'am.
Earl Sinclair : Really? What kind of a monster is it?
Police Chief Parish : Well.
Decker : From the physical evidence, I'd say the subject is a male, webbed claws, about 300 pounds, lots of spooky, little, googly eyes all over its head.
Fran Sinclair : Oh!
Decker : I'm just guessing on the eye thing.
Police Chief Parish : Now try and stay calm, Mrs. Sinclair. This situation is under control. Your children are in the competent hands of trained law enforcement professionals.
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Additional Dinosaur Performer : Hey, everybody! We're gonna be on TV!
Police Chief Parish : Oh, goody!
[the police officers cheer and leave]
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Police Chief Parish : Everyone ready?
Decker : Yep.
Police Chief Parish : Count of three. One...
Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair , Baby Sinclair : No, no!
Police Chief Parish : ...two...
Howard Handupme : And we'll be right back after a few words from the makers of Happy Fluff candy.
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Police Chief Parish : [angrily] Now release those kids, dirtbag! Or we'll turn you off like a light switch!
Monster : If I go, they go with me!
Police Chief Parish : You don't have the guts! I dare ya! Go ahead, scaredy-pants, do it! Do it! Do it.
[the monster roars]
Police Chief Parish : [Earl groans] He's clearly unstable. We'd better move in.
[Earl whimpers]
Earl Sinclair : [guns cocking] Ahh!
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Police Chief Parish : Call my mom, tell her to tape this.
Decker : 10-4.