Natasha Melnick: Isabelle Meyers

Quotes 

• Isabelle Meyers : "I do declare, Joel Larsen, you really are the most ill-bred man to come here at a time like this."

  Pat Brody : Who are you, Rosalynn Carter?

  Isabelle Meyers : No, the school's putting on "Gone with the Wind", and I've decided to play Scarlett.

  Joel Larsen : Wait! Did you audition?

  Isabelle Meyers : Not yet, but that's just a formality. I'm sure I'll get it.

  Joel Larsen : Isabelle, listen to me. Do not try out for that play.

  Isabelle Meyers : You don't understand. I have to. I have all A's, I'm in almost every club, I need something artistic to run at my transcript if I wanna be valid victorian.

  Pat Brody : But you've never acted before!

  Isabelle Meyers : I act like I like you.

• Isabelle Meyers : Don't be such a boob, Pat!

  [Pat spits his drink out] 

  Isabelle Meyers : What?

  Pat Brody : Nothing.

  [Isabelle walks out] 

  Pat Brody : This future knowledge is really fun sometimes.

• Joel Larsen : Isabelle, are you ready yet?

  Isabelle Meyers : I'm trying to get into character. I don't even know why I let you talk me into rehearsing with you.

  Joel Larsen : So you won't get nervous.

  Isabelle Meyers : Has anyone ever seen me nervous?

  Pat Brody : We're gonna see a lot more than that.

• Pat Brody : We're just trying to help you.

  Isabelle Meyers : That's very sweet, but I don't need help. I'm the one who helps you guys, remember? Now, you boys go play. I'm an actress.

  Joel Larsen : Isabelle, trust me. You're not. It's going to be a disaster.

  Isabelle Meyers : Guys, I'm not like you. I'm good at everything.

• Isabelle Meyers : The audition was awful. I was awful. I was awful to you. I just got so nervous, so I took it out on you guys. I am so sorry.

  Joel Larsen : Hey, if you can't take it out on your friends, who can you take it out on?

  Isabelle Meyers : There's something else. I tripped, and my boob popped out, and a wimpy AV kid has it all on tape.

  Pat Brody : Wimpy? Don't let the glasses fool you!

  Isabelle Meyers : I'll bet you anything that it will go all around school and I'll end up with some horrible nickname, like... Boobabelle.

  Pat Brody : [laughs]  That's funny too.

• Isabelle Meyers : Oh no...

  Joel Larsen : [pulls out the tape]  Wouldn't worry about any nicknames.

  Isabelle Meyers : [excited]  You guys got the tape? Oh, my god, you guys are the best friends in the world.

  [hugs them] 

  Pat Brody : Ah, neck!

  Isabelle Meyers : I'm going to chem lab to burn this.

  [turns, but then turns back again] 

  Isabelle Meyers : I was so wrong. I do need your help.