Quotes
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Pat Brody : Do you realize you're thirty-four and being sent to bed?
Joel Larsen : No, Pat, that never occurred to me. You must be some kind of super-genius!
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Isabelle Meyers : Did you guys see Eric Heiden win his fifth gold medal last night?
Pat Brody : I did. Joel had to go night night.
Isabelle Meyers : [to Joel] You have a bedtime?
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Isabelle Meyers : You're not supposed to sign your mom's name.
Pat Brody : She knows I do it. I sign it better than she does.
Isabelle Meyers : That's weird.
Joel Larsen : Says the girl from the Olympic cookie family.
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Joel Larsen : It's like you live by yourself! Man, I've never realized it, but you have a life.
Pat Brody : [unenthusiastic] Yeah.
Joel Larsen : My dad expects me to come home my the tail between my legs. But I don't think so! It's like I escaped from prison and landed out here, in paradise. A prison that wishes to say a word... FREEDOM!
[Pat looks at him]
Joel Larsen : It's from Braveheart. In 20 years you'll say it everytime you put your top down on your Porsche.
Pat Brody : I HATE my older self.
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Pat Brody : I could have sworn I paid that bill.
Joel Larsen : Doesn't your mom take care of that stuff?
Pat Brody : Yeah.
Joel Larsen : Pat?
Pat Brody : God, Joel, wake up. You think I got it made, but I don't. I-I pay the bills, I bounce the checkbook, make sure there's food in the refrigerator... I keep this house going!
Joel Larsen : I... I didn't know that.
Pat Brody : 'Cause I've always hidden it from you, stupid! And now, here you are, complaining about Bill. But when are you going to realize that you're the one who has it all made? Not me! You have somebody who looks after you.
Joel Larsen : You-you have your mom...
Pat Brody : And I love her, but... let's face it. She sucks at being a parent. For god's sake, I've got purple hair, and she doesn't even say anything about it!
Joel Larsen : But she's letting you doing your own thing...
Pat Brody : You don't get it, do you? It's nice to have someone that bosses you around once in a while. It shows that they care! For being thirty-four years old, you don't know anything. I'll be at your house.
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Bill Larsen : I'm taking the whole family out!
Karen Larsen : Oh! I'll go get my jacket.
Pat Brody : Uh, I better be getting home.
Bill Larsen : Woah, woah, woah. Where the hell do you think you're going? I said the WHOLE family.