- Joel Larsen: Excuse me, are you Shawn Hodges?
- Shawn Hodges: Yeah?
- Joel Larsen: Someday there's gonna be a thing called bungee jumping. Don't do it.
- Pat Brody: [after Isabelle hits him] Ow! What was that for?
- Isabelle Meyers: [has a bad hair day] That was for the comment you're going to make. It's a horrible form, I know how bad it looks.
- Pat Brody: Does not. What does Mr. Frankenstein think about it?
- Joel Larsen: Isabelle, you're going to have a lot of bad hairstyles in your life. None as bad as this one, but it's not that big of a deal.
- Joel Larsen: Isabelle, calm down. I have a little saying I made up: "Hakuna Matata". It means no worries.
- Isabelle Meyers: I've never heard of it. What language is that?
- Joel Larsen: I believe it's some kind of cartoon jungle language.
- Dr. Nachman: Well, I can't find anything wrong with Joel.
- Bill Larsen: Then you're playing the game!
- Joel Larsen: No! I think it's something internal. Might be the kidneys.
- Dr. Nachman: Are you having pain when you urinate?
- Joel Larsen: Yes! Exactly!
- Dr. Nachman: It could be a kidney infection.
- Joel Larsen: Ooh, that's it.