Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist (TV Series)

Fructose (1996)

Jonathan Katz: Dr. Katz

Quotes 

• Stanley : Sometimes it'd say "fruit" and it's really, uh, high-frucktose corn syrup.

  Julie the Bartender : What?

  Stanley : I just like saying "frucktose", that's all.

  Julie the Bartender : Yeah.

  Stanley : High frucktose!...

  Dr. Katz : I betcha do...

  Stanley : High frucktose corn...

  Julie the Bartender : I don't think that's-I don't think that's how you say it though.

  Stanley : Yeah, "frucktose".

  Julie the Bartender : No, it's "frook-tose".

  Stanley : Is it really?

  Julie the Bartender : I think so. I think you're just making that up. Just so you should...

  Stanley : So "frucktose" is "frook-toast"?

  Julie the Bartender : No, not "frook toast". Fructose...

  Dr. Katz : Wait, did you just say "go fook yourself"?