- Ben: You had a woman... in your *bed* last night? But Dad, this is - this is - an... I mean, this is *wrong*, this is like, uh...
- Dr. Katz: Go ahead, say it. Just say it. I mean, if you think there's something, that I did something wrong, I would like to know about it.
- Ben: I mean, do you even know this woman? I mean, you met her one night at a convention? That sounds...
- Dr. Katz: Well, we had this incredible chemistry. Everything just clicked, you know, the way she looked at me, the conversation, I felt witty, I felt sexy, I felt...
- Ben: Those are all disgusting things, Dad.