Drake & Josh (TV Series)

The Drake & Josh Inn (2005)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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Quotes 

• Josh Nichols : Now, lock it! Now, hug me brotha!

• [Josh keeps the phone away from Megan by shoving it down his pants] 

  Josh Nichols : Now, you may have the phone back AFTER we talk to you.

  Megan Parker : I wouldn't want that phone back if I were dying on the kitchen floor.

• [the phone rings while still in Josh's pants] 

  Josh Nichols : [unzips his fly]  Hello?

• Josh Nichols : Money's not a puppet!

• Josh Nichols : Look, I need your help, all right?

  Helen : You wanna borrow my ointment?