Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Driver's License (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Dude, we're supposed to be studying for our driving test.
Drake Parker : [playing a driving video game] Which is exactly what I'm doing. Oh! Just rammed a dragon. D'yah, bridge is out!
Josh Nichols : I seriously doubt our driving test is gonna include stealing a bus and ramming dragons.
Drake Parker : Do you know that for sure?
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Josh Nichols : How do you always get the hot girl?
Drake Parker : I dunno. I try not to question it.
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Josh Nichols : Hey, come on. I'll drive us to go get some pizza.
Drake Parker : Nah, I'm not hungry.
Josh Nichols : Neither am I. Now, let's go get some pizza.
Drake Parker : Why?
Josh Nichols : [dangling and jingling car keys] 'Cause we can. To the Josh-mobile!
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[police pull Josh over for running a stop sign]
Josh Nichols : [while the police are back at their cruiser] What if he gives me a ticket? You heard what Dad said. He'll confiscate my license.
Drake Parker : Well... well, I read somewhere about this one guy in Phoenix who got out of a traffic ticket by faking a heart attack.
Josh Nichols : Well, I don't believe that.
Drake Parker : Why not?
Josh Nichols : You don't read.
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Carly Roberts : Uh, Drake, I'm sorry, but I can't pass you.
Drake Parker : Why not?
Carly Roberts : [referring to her chart] Well, let's see. You ran four stop signs, two red lights, drove on the sidewalk, rear-ended a firetruck... Oh, and you almost ran over an old lady in a wheelchair.
Drake Parker : Well, she was hoggin' the lane.
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Walter Nichols : [giving Josh a driving lesson] Okay, now, a good driver is always prepared for the unexpected.
Josh Nichols : Yeah, I know. I'm always tellin' Drake...
Walter Nichols : A LITTLE GIRL!
Megan Parker : [tossing a basketball ahead of her and jumping into frame] My ball! AHHH!
Megan Parker : [falls to the ground dramatically] Oh...
Megan Parker : [coughs] ... why are the good...
Megan Parker : [coughs] ... always the first...
Megan Parker : [coughs] ... to go?
[lays out dead]
Walter Nichols : Nice going, Josh. You ran over your sister.
Drake Parker : [raising a hand] I get to run over her next.
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Drake Parker : You are way too pretty to not know me.