Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Mindy's Back (2005)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, Josh. Haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?
Josh Nichols : [scoffs] You can not.
Mindy Crenshaw : Say fort.
Josh Nichols : Fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Now say it three times.
Josh Nichols : Fort, fort, fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Spell it twice.
Josh Nichols : F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Mindy Crenshaw : Say it two more times.
Josh Nichols : Fort, fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Now, what do you eat soup with?
Josh Nichols : Ha-ha-ha - fork! Ha-haa!
Mindy Crenshaw : Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon.
[walks away triumphantly]
Drake Parker : See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall through the...
Josh Nichols : I KNOW!
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Drake Parker : Josh, I don't hate you!
Josh Nichols : But-but-but you think I'm an idiot for dating her.
Drake Parker : No, that's not why I think you're an idiot.
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Megan Parker : [rushing in with a video recorder] Why was Josh screaming? Did he eggs hatch?
Drake Parker : What?
Josh Nichols : What eggs?
Megan Parker : Ah... ha... nothin'.
[exits but gazes back with a wicked smile]
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Drake Parker : There's nothing funnier than a fourth grade goob with olives stuck up his nose.
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Drake Parker : You think I know about girls?
Josh Nichols : More than a young man should.
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Josh Nichols : [awakening from a nightmare] Oh. Oh... oh, Drake, your head's fine.
Drake Parker : [returning the strange compliment] You have pretty eyes.