Drake & Josh (TV Series)

Mindy's Back (2005)

Josh Peck: Josh Nichols

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• Josh Nichols : Why you have to one-up me all the time? What do you... what, do you get your jollies making me look dumb?

  Mindy Crenshaw : Who said I think you're dumb? Maybe I happen to think you're very smart! Maybe I just...

  Josh Nichols : Maybe you just what?

  Mindy Crenshaw : Maybe I just like you.

  Josh Nichols : Meh... Maybe I just like you too.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, really?

  Josh Nichols : Yeah. Maybe I've liked you for a really long time but didn't realize it 'cause I hated you so much.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Are you saying you like me or not?

  Josh Nichols : Are you saying you like ME or not?

  Mindy Crenshaw : I'm saying I like you!

  Josh Nichols : Well, then I'm sayin' I like YOU!

  Mindy Crenshaw : Fine!

  Josh Nichols : Fine!

  Mindy Crenshaw : Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!

  Josh Nichols : One condition!

  Mindy Crenshaw : What?

  Josh Nichols : I get to be the boyfriend!

• Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, Josh. Haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?

  Josh Nichols : [scoffs]  You can not.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Say fort.

  Josh Nichols : Fort.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Now say it three times.

  Josh Nichols : Fort, fort, fort.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Spell it twice.

  Josh Nichols : F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Say it two more times.

  Josh Nichols : Fort, fort.

  Mindy Crenshaw : Now, what do you eat soup with?

  Josh Nichols : Ha-ha-ha - fork! Ha-haa!

  Mindy Crenshaw : Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon.

  [walks away triumphantly] 

  Drake Parker : See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall through the...

  Josh Nichols : I KNOW!

• Drake Parker : Josh, I don't hate you!

  Josh Nichols : But-but-but you think I'm an idiot for dating her.

  Drake Parker : No, that's not why I think you're an idiot.

• Megan Parker : And if it makes you feel any better, I hate Mindy just as much as you do.

  Josh Nichols : Why is that?

  Megan Parker : Because she makes your life miserable... and that's MY job.

• Megan Parker : [rushing in with a video recorder]  Why was Josh screaming? Did he eggs hatch?

  Drake Parker : What?

  Josh Nichols : What eggs?

  Megan Parker : Ah... ha... nothin'.

  [exits but gazes back with a wicked smile] 

• Drake Parker : You think I know about girls?

  Josh Nichols : More than a young man should.

• Josh Nichols : [awakening from a nightmare]  Oh. Oh... oh, Drake, your head's fine.

  Drake Parker : [returning the strange compliment]  You have pretty eyes.

• Josh Nichols : You filled the rat with helium?