Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Mindy's Back (2005)
Allison Scagliotti: Mindy Crenshaw
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : Why you have to one-up me all the time? What do you... what, do you get your jollies making me look dumb?
Mindy Crenshaw : Who said I think you're dumb? Maybe I happen to think you're very smart! Maybe I just...
Josh Nichols : Maybe you just what?
Mindy Crenshaw : Maybe I just like you.
Josh Nichols : Meh... Maybe I just like you too.
Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, really?
Josh Nichols : Yeah. Maybe I've liked you for a really long time but didn't realize it 'cause I hated you so much.
Mindy Crenshaw : Are you saying you like me or not?
Josh Nichols : Are you saying you like ME or not?
Mindy Crenshaw : I'm saying I like you!
Josh Nichols : Well, then I'm sayin' I like YOU!
Mindy Crenshaw : Fine!
Josh Nichols : Fine!
Mindy Crenshaw : Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh Nichols : One condition!
Mindy Crenshaw : What?
Josh Nichols : I get to be the boyfriend!
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Mindy Crenshaw : Oh, Josh. Haven't you learned by now that I can outsmart you whenever I want?
Josh Nichols : [scoffs] You can not.
Mindy Crenshaw : Say fort.
Josh Nichols : Fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Now say it three times.
Josh Nichols : Fort, fort, fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Spell it twice.
Josh Nichols : F-O-R-T, F-O-R-T.
Mindy Crenshaw : Say it two more times.
Josh Nichols : Fort, fort.
Mindy Crenshaw : Now, what do you eat soup with?
Josh Nichols : Ha-ha-ha - fork! Ha-haa!
Mindy Crenshaw : Really? 'Cause I eat soup with a spoon.
[walks away triumphantly]
Drake Parker : See, if you ate soup with a fork, the liquid would just fall through the...
Josh Nichols : I KNOW!