Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Number One Fan (2004)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
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Quotes
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Josh Nichols : [opening oven] Hello, s'mores!
Josh Nichols : [taking out s'mores without a mitten] Hello, pain!
Josh Nichols : [sticks his arm in pitcher of milk for relief] Oh. Oh.
Drake Parker : [entering] Uh, Josh, they usually put the prize in the cereal, not the milk.
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Leah : Something's bothering you.
Drake Parker : How do you know?
Leah : It's a woman, isn't it?
Drake Parker : Kind of. A... little woman.
Leah : Go to her.
Drake Parker : Go to her?
Leah : Fix it.
Drake Parker : Why should I fix it?
Leah : 'Cause you know you should.
Drake Parker : How do you know I know I should?
Leah : Because if I didn't know you know you should, I'd have no way of knowing what I obviously already know. Even if I shouldn't.
[heads toward room]
Studio Manager : Leah, you're up next.
Drake Parker : Ah, wait. Who are you?
Leah : A friend, a conscience, a trumpeteer.
[blows into trumpet]
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Drake Parker : Ah, s'mores. I love s'mores.
Josh Nichols : Who doesn't?
Drake Parker : I don't know. S'more haters?
Josh Nichols : Good point.
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Drake Parker : Is that my picture on your shirt?
Wendy : Yeah. How cute are YOU?
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Drake Parker : Seriously, dude, I can call a bear.