Drop the Dead Donkey (TV Series)

Henry's Autobiography (1994)

Neil Pearson: Dave Charnley

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Quotes 

• Dave Charnley : [Dave finds an entry for Maastricht while reading through the index for Henry's planned autobiography] 

  [Looking up] 

  Dave Charnley : Maastricht?

  Helen Cooper : Oh, that'll be when Sally misread the autocue, and announced to a waiting nation that the Government had finally agreed to ratify the Maastricht tea tray!

• Helen Cooper : [reading from the story list]  Is this it? Jonathan Aitken calling the European Union sluggish and complacent?

  Dave Charnley : Well, maybe they haven't paid his hotel bill yet.