Dynasty (TV Series)
The Victory (1986)
Ted McGinley: Clay Fallmont
Quotes
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Clay Fallmont : [arriving loaded with, among other things, a huge bunch of bananas] Hi.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Hi. What is that all about?
Clay Fallmont : Well, I mean to thank you for leading me out of the fire. I could have drowned this place with roses, but I said: No. Now, what's more Sammy Jo? And I hit on it. A banana split to make the Guinness Book of Records.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : No way.
Clay Fallmont : Yes way.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I love this.
Clay Fallmont : All righty, here we go.
[starts unpacking]
Clay Fallmont : We've got, uh... let's see. Chopped nuts.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Show me.
[murmurs in delight]
Clay Fallmont : Like chopped nuts?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Oh, love chopped nuts.
Clay Fallmont : Good. Ice cream, lots of ice cream.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : Oh.
Clay Fallmont : We've got chocolate, vanilla, strawberry. I mean, lots of ice cream. Check it out. Chocolate syrup, do you like chocolate syrup?
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I love chocolate syrup.
Clay Fallmont : Hmm? Good! And we've got some caramel fudge, butterscotch topping. You got that.
[unpacking more]
Clay Fallmont : And your favorite and mine, coconut.
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : I hate coconut.
Clay Fallmont : No coconut!
[tosses it out]
Clay Fallmont : And to put it in... Drum roll, please...
Sammy Jo Dean Carrington : [gamely tries imitating sort of a drum roll, he mimics a fanfare, produces silver tray] Oh, well, you certainly know the way to a girl's heart, don't you?
Clay Fallmont : I try.