- Millicent Carter: [about John and Chase] All your lives, you've been indulged, and considered it oppression.
- [Jerry is cleaning out the Admit area]
- Jerry Markovic: Ah, look at that. Twinkies.
- Dr. Mark Greene: You're not gonna eat that?
- Jerry Markovic: Why not? They have a shelf life of 7 years.
- [he checks the label]
- Jerry Markovic: 1993, I'm in the zone!
- Jeanie Boulet: I can't go to the movies next Friday, but I can go Saturday. Unless you're too cool to hang out with me.
- Scott Anspaugh: You are pretty sorry.
- Jeanie Boulet: Speak for yourself, Captain Baldy.
- Scott Anspaugh: Next month, my hair will grow back, and you'll still be sorry.
- Jeanie Boulet: Yeah, well, just for that, I get to pick the movie
- Scott Anspaugh: No way. No chick flicks.
- Jeanie Boulet: Oh, right, Mr. "Days of our Lives."