Laurel tells Mark she can't be with him when he's still with Jen. Jen contemplates having sex with Mark to keep from losing him. When Anika hears the rumours going around about her, Erin blames Laurel. Mark tries to end things with Jen.
Mark promises Laurel he'll break up with Jen, but ends up having sex with Jen instead; Scott throws a Druid party to woo Brenda; Craig's anarchist protest is a humiliating flop.