- Tod McNulty: [Tod and Marshall are reading the lyrics of a song by The Pitbull Surfers from their album cover] "No-one understands you / No-one digs your dream / Just crank up the music / Don't wanna hear your parents scream / What you need is..."
- Marshall Teller: [shrieking] "Eardrum lobotomy - eardrum lobotomy - yeah, yeah, yeah"