Ellen (TV Series)
The Apartment Hunt (1995)
Ellen DeGeneres: Ellen Morgan
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Quotes
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Paige Clark : I have our whole day worked out. We're going hiking at Topengia Canyon, and then going to the beach.
Ellen Morgan : I can't. I'm going apartment hunting with Audrey.
Paige Clark : Audrey? Blow her off.
Ellen Morgan : I can't. I don't like her enough.
Paige Clark : But you just blew me off.
Ellen Morgan : That's 'cause I like you. I don't feel guilty when I blow you off. Belive me, if I didn't like you, if we weren't so close, I'd spend so much time with you.
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Ellen Morgan : Of course he's guilty.
Paige Clark : But are they going to find him guilty? I met the brother-in-law of the ex-boyfriend of the courtroom stenographer and she says: "no way".
Ellen Morgan : Yeah, well my dry cleaner, and I give him a lot of business so that he's not about to lie to me, his cousin works in the prison laundry and he met the ex-wife of one of his golfing buddies and ex-football teammates who said that he said that he really did it.
Paige Clark : What did he say exactly?
Ellen Morgan : I don't know. "Yep, I did it. I killed her. What more can I say?" Or... something like that.