- Adam Green: You may as well walk in there wearing an "I am a sucker" T-shirt.
- Ellen: I actually have one of those. I can't believe I paid $60 for it!
- Adam Green: It was going to happen anyway, let it go.
- Ellen: You're right - I ruined a life, it's time to move on.
- Adam Green: There's nothing you can do for the guy, you know, short of giving him a job yourself.
- Ellen: Hey...
- Adam Green: Which of course would be insanely ridiculous!
- Ellen: Or would it? All Glenn needs is a little self confidence, he'll thrive in the peaceful world of books. He'll be inspired to write one himself - heck it'll be a bestseller, they'll have to make a movie of it starring who, Glenn himself! It's a short leap from Hollywood to Washington. Who's to say that 15 years from now we won't be sitting here talking about our friend President Glenn? It has a ring to it, doesn't it? Four More Years! Four More Years!
- Holly Jamison: Ellen, you may be getting a little ahead of yourself.
- Ellen: Oh, you're right, there's no guarantee he'll even run for a second term.
- Ellen: Alright, I'll give it a try.
- Adam Green: Hi! I'm Brian.
- Ellen: Why can't you just be a car salesman named Adam?
- Adam Green: I'm BRIAN.
- Ellen: Okay. Hi, I'm Shari Belafonte-Harper.
- Adam Green: You're doomed.
- Ellen: I'm not, I'm just going to look. When it comes time to buy, I'm going to bring my pain in the butt friend Adam to negotiate.
- Adam Green: Well that's good thinking, because you are every car salesman's dream.
- Ellen: I'm every man's dream. I'm Shari Belafonte-Harper.