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Eric : We had breakup-sex, all right?
Johnny Drama : Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
Eric : Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
Johnny Drama : [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
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Eric : [to Drama] The only person you ever loved is yourself.
Johnny Drama : What's not to love?
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Eric : So, you wanna talk about Kimmel?
Johnny Drama : Jimmy Kimmel?
Eric : Yeah, Vince is doin the show tonight.
Johnny Drama : Fuck Jimmy Kimmel!
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Emily : You smoke?
Eric : Cigarettes? Um... yeah. I mean I've been trying to quit... uhm recently.
Emily : How hard are you trying?
Eric : Uhm... not that much.
[laughs]
Emily : Good.
[nods head towards door]
Emily : [they both go out]
Turtle : I thought he quit.
Johnny Drama : Cigarettes, not pussy.
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Johnny Drama : [re other guest on talk show] Sara Foster, huh? That chick is hot!
Turtle : Yeah, you think she'd bring other hotties with her?
Eric : Why would she?
Turtle : Cos hotties roll in packs, baby!
[gives imitation of wolf howling, much to the annoyance of a guy sitting behind them]
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Eric : [after answering his phone] Vince says hello.
Kristen : Great. Look, I gotta go.
Eric : Look, I was hoping we weren't gonna get into a fight about this.
Kristen : Oh, I thought you liked to fight.
Eric : Only when it leads to make-up sex.
Kristen : [scoffs] Well, that's not gonna happen.
[gets kissed, it's so passionate that she gives in]
Kristen : Wait, wait! Let's be clear about one thing, okay? This isn't make-up sex.
[shakes her head emphatically]
Kristen : It's break-up sex.
Eric : Whatever.
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Vincent Chase : You ladies got any stories I could tell Jimmy Kimmel?
Vince's Girl : You know what? The night is still young.
[puts her arms around his neck]
Eric : The night is still young!
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Eric : [still in bed after sex, sighs:] So, now what? Wanna have dinner tomorrow night, talk about all this?
Kristen : Look,
[scoffs]
Kristen : Eric, you're really not getting this concept. This was breakup sex, for real.
Eric : So, what? You just... had sex with me as, like, a goodbye?
Kristen : Yeah. It was great.
[gets up, clutching sheet]
Eric : I feel dirty.
Kristen : Take a shower.
[Eric grimaces]